A Jason Mamoa lookalike shared odd dating rules on his Bumble profile, leaving many women puzzled.
This Aquaman’s dating rules have turned his bedroom into a no-splash zone.
A Jason Momoa lookalike posted bizarre dating requirements on his Bumble profile, which has ladies swimming in the opposite direction.
James, who closely resembles the “Aquaman” actor, lets potential suitors know he has particular standards and is not letting up.
The 40-year-old man is looking for a woman who “shaves her eyebrows then draws it back again,” and who also has photos holding a dead fish and skydiving pics with her mouth stretched open, according to Kennedy News and Media.
Although many women were quick to swipe right on the chiseled man, they began to regret it after seeing his lengthy list of dating requirements.
James wants a woman who identifies as sapiosexual, finding intelligence sexually attractive or arousing.
And his “ideal candidate” is a registered nurse with an electrocardiogram tattoo who doesn’t fib about their birth year.
“Pls don’t lie about your age, your elbows will tell the truth,” he pleaded on the app,
On the 40-year-old man’s dating profile, he mentions that he graduated from college, drinks socially and doesn’t smoke. Kennedy News and Media
James shares similar characteristics to “Aquaman” star Jason Momoa (above), including long, wavy hair, tattoos and muscular arms. Getty Images/Jon Kopaloff
The long-haired man’s dating profile went viral on a Facebook post, captioned “Jason Momoa may not be single, but the Great Value™ version is,” which accumulated more than 820 comments, reported Kennedy News.
Many candidates were perplexed by the odd elbow threat, wondering how can he tell.
“Watch out, here comes the elbows inspector,” quipped one person.
“That reminds me…time to book my monthly elbow botox appointment,” added another.
One annoyed commenter questioned, “What the hell since when I gotta be worried about my damn ELBOWS.”
James revealed that he knows how to identify someone’s age from their elbows. Kennedy News and Media
Many candidates were appalled by his dating rules, but some women checked off some of his requirements. Kennedy News and Media
Some commenters mentioned the elbow check is now their new insecurity. Kennedy News and Media
However, the outrageous rules turned on a few women.
“This is clearly satire lol. And funny af. Immediate swipe right,” one wrote.
“He sounds like a muppet but the hair and arms look hot,” added a thirsty looker.
Even with all the rules, James believes there are plenty of fish in the sea who can meet his desires.
“As somebody who shaves/waxes their eyebrows and draws them back on and who has dudes tell me not to, I approve of this bio,” commented one person.
Some suitors are ready and “willing” to do what they gotta do.
“I’m going to stop shaving my eyebrows purely bc of him,” offered one.
Another woman, though, apparently needs to see the complete package before submitting to the rules.
“Damn, I wanna see the rest of the pic, lol,” she wrote.
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